You'd have thought that after their recent dalliances with alien invaders and stab-happy killers the boys would have an easy week ahead, but no, they're now lost in the woods and things are looking grim.  

But don't fret dear listeners, they may be low on supplies and blood, but Aidan and Marc are once again on hand to wax lyrical about movies, and this week it's The Blair Witch Project and The Borderlands that are up against the tried-and-tested binary rating method of Kino or Inferno.   

Not entirely sure why they thought these films would be appropriate given their current predicament, but who are we to judge?  

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After fending off the alien menace once again, the boys have decided to once again give back to humanity by giving you all a loose lesson on the history of slasher films, namely in two films that helped spawn that most lurid and scuzzy of genres.

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After last week's antics in which the boys nearly got caught nicking stuff, they've decided to move their efforts into protecting the world from the ever-present threat of an alien menace. Naturally, they're doing their research via the medium of cinema, so this week it's Tim Burton's madcap disaster flick 'Mars Attacks!' and Jonathon Glazer's haunting sci-fi horror masterpiece 'Under the Skin' that go up against the infamous Kino or Inferno rating system.

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We're back baby!

After a cursed first attempt, the Wario and Waluigi of film criticism are back, and this time they're tackling rubber-suited rapscallion Batman. 

Focusing on the earlier years of the cinematic Bat, the boys are taking a deep dive into the weird and wonderful worlds of both Tim Burton and Joel Schumacher's stabs at the Caped Crusader. 

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For absolutely, positively no reason whatsoever, the boys are tackling two weed-centric films for this special one-off episode that has no relation to this day at all. This time we've got the horror-comedy hybrid Idle Hands and pothead favourite Smiley Face going up against the dreaded Kino or Inferno.  

Shedding both their skin and morals in order to become the Feathers Mcgraw and Preston the Robot Dog of film criticism, the boys are diving head-first into the wild world of Britain's most beloved sons - Wallace & Gromit!

Making a brief return during their self-imposed break, Marc has subjected Aidan to all five Scream movies in an attempt to make him see the light. Asking the important questions like, 'who is the best Ghostface?', 'who is best girl?' and finally, 'what the hell is Parker Posey doing in Scream 3?!'.