In this whip crack-sharp episode - again sponsored by Celebrity Sex Masks - Rupert dives into a pool of horror as Britt pounds through every film in the universe, discovering a new favourite director as he does so.

Can Rupert beat the audience in the Carmen Ejogo - Barry Pepper ArkinZ'Dar?

Another action-packed episode from Kino Kingdom. It's Rupert vs the audience in the ArkinZ'Dar and a look at what the Random Tagline Generator spits out, as well as discovering a recent film in which Bruce Willis doesn't die in the first four seconds, holding a cheque. What will the films of the week be? There's only one way to find out. Listen...listen to The Men Who Talk.

(apologies for the occasional crackling in this episode, a new microphone will be sorting this out for the next one!)

From mostly forgotten '80s comedies through remakes of '70s classics via video game movies and astonishing Jason Statham films, it's all here. Will Rupert reign victorious in the ArkinZ'Dar once more? Will the Random Tagline Generator work? There's only one way to find out. Listen. Listen to The Men Who Talk.

Hello folks and thanks for listening! In this episode, Rupert dives deep into retro sci-fi as Britt devours a John Carpenter classic and questions Suicide Squad. The ArkinZ'Dar results are revealed as both parties discuss the random tagline generator printout (on a dot-matrix printer).

Britt gets lost in teenage memories involving foam and Dennis Quaid as well as a surprisingly endearing music documentary as Rupert watches films that are markedly better than his viewing choices in the last episode.

This episode also features the introduction of the 'Random Tagline Generator'.

A recommendation from a trusted, multiple-pseudonymed confidante easily cracks Britt's top spot for film of the week as Rupert battles through an army of mediocrity - and also remembers his ArkinZ'Dar (for a change).

A birthday special for Rupert! Whilst a load films are discussed (from Alex Baldwin to Uwe Boll), a special guest steals the show...and our hearts.

Britt gives the Random Film Title Generator a kick and gets it working again before revealing that he wasn't seduced by Don Johnson as Rupert muses on M Night Shyamalan and, of course, opens with an '80s slasher.

This episode does NOT feature an interview with Tony Howes.

Films covered:

My Bloody Valentine, Get Shorty, Run, Stowaway, Chain Reaction, Takers, Jennifer's Body, Out of Time, Heathers, Con Air, Bad Company (Not that one, that one or that one), Guilty as Sin, Gone in 60 Seconds, Raw Deal, The Happening, One Hour Photo, The Day the Earth Stood Still

Special coverage of the new Mortal Kombat film followed by a torrent of mediocrity from Britt's perspective as Rupert goes from Terror to Twister to Tom (Hanks).

Movies covered:

Mortal Kombat (not that one), Karate Kid 3, The Player , Man About Town, Who is Cletis Tout?, Twister, Friendversary, Dark Blue, Legionnaire, Terror Train, Armed Response, Shade, Cyborg, You've Got Mail, Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind

Another wonderfully mixed mag this week. Britt thoroughly enjoys a Lou Ferrigno fantasy lark as Rupert finds that Jaws 2 isn't as good as the original. Baffling, eh?

Films covered - The Adventures of Hercules (2?), Love & Monsters, Saving Private Ryan, Jaws 2, The Beach, Escape Plan: The Extractors, The Good Son, Grandmother's House, Blind Date (not that one), Riddick, Come True, Wild Geese 2, Executive Decision