Charles and Laura are lured into the web of Kirsten - I mean Kristen - Stewart’s oeuvre (spelling?) for a double feature. Alongside Personal Shopper (2016) they slur, stutter and mumble their way through the streets of Paris. But a spectre is haunting Europe. Is it KStew’s dead twin? Or Willem Dafoe’s allegedly distractingly enormous penis?

In this exclusive peak into one of Cannes’ most anticipated premieres, we break the story of Crimes of the Future (2022). Spoiler, it’s the micro-plastics turning you trans.

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