Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from September 11. Reed, Eddie, and Biff launch a mission to save the cargo pants industry, and somewhere along the way a new band name is born. Reed insists Christmas is starting early this year, maybe even this month, while Eddie refuses to ever wear jorts. The guys tackle Normal or Nope with pillow flipping, condiment packet hoarding, and meal pics, plus a heated debate over making the bed every day. Reed explains why Gen Z says they’re getting “gas pump anxiety,” though Eddie isn’t buying it. Then it’s off to Dream Theatre, where Reed loses Supermarket Sweep and gets chased through the woods by humanoid rhinos. And if that’s not weird enough, China now makes you watch ads for toilet paper.