Welcome to How Have You Not Seen! To all the folks in the midwest, we're sorry we said f*ck so much in this one.

This week on HHYNS, Carson introduces Caroline to Shane Black's Christmastime neo-noir action comedy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. A Shane Black movie set during Christmas? I'll believe it when I see it...

This week's important questions:

Is RDj the only actor that can make this kind of smarm work?

How do we feel about Val Kilmer's.... situation in this movie?

 Michelle Monaghan; girl next door or troublesome dame?

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 What do you want for Christmas?