You've been hit by, you've been struck by... a food criminal!

If you follow us on Twitter, you know all about the cocktail of bone deep hopelessness and apathy that has plagued the team (it's just me, Wyatt) at Objectively Correct Studios. If you don't, then as far as you need to be concerned I am still here making my general lack of talent and originality everyone else's problem! I have decided to live another day and YOU will certainly live to regret that decision! Spite is a hell of a drug.

Anyhoodle, please enjoy the delightful conversation of Kim Throneberry as she walks us through her career as a pastry chef and all around kitchen bad ass. She gives us the skinny on rainbow bagels, edible glitter, red velvet cake, and the lie that is "birthday cake flavor"

Enjoy, kiddies