Objectively Correct

Welcome back loyal listeners and dedicated, long-suffering friends and family. This episode is cola free, but still sure to give you a jolt! Joining us today on the podcast is Chris Siembieda, industry expert and all around cool dude. He sat down to learn the world a thing or two about tiny cars, tiny submarines, tiny planes, and the people that race them. We only scratched the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his knowledge, so it is bound to leave you wanting more! The journey you are about to go on is... explosive.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by... a food criminal!

If you follow us on Twitter, you know all about the cocktail of bone deep hopelessness and apathy that has plagued the team (it's just me, Wyatt) at Objectively Correct Studios. If you don't, then as far as you need to be concerned I am still here making my general lack of talent and originality everyone else's problem! I have decided to live another day and YOU will certainly live to regret that decision! Spite is a hell of a drug.

Anyhoodle, please enjoy the delightful conversation of Kim Throneberry as she walks us through her career as a pastry chef and all around kitchen bad ass. She gives us the skinny on rainbow bagels, edible glitter, red velvet cake, and the lie that is "birthday cake flavor"

Enjoy, kiddies

And we are BACK from hiatus, working hard to bring you the most excruciatingly low quality audio content known to man! Not to brag, but you are hard pressed to find a more deeply untalented and banal individual than yours truly. Never let it be said that lacking even the smallest crumb of originality or insight stopped this here gender criminal from making things anyway! The world has too many creative people in it already, I am always saying this. Time to let losers like me get in on the action

ANYWAY we kick off June with the lovely Hannah Curtsinger, who sat down to talk to us about the serving industry. She covers everything: pay, relationships, customers, the expressive weight of capitalism on the back of the working class. Lights! Camera! Order up!

 (and fucking tip your server, jesus titty fucking christ, y'all)

Not my most creative title, I'll admit. On this episode we are joined by the hilarious and knowledgeable Jonn Nicholson. He is a lover of all things David Lynch, but most especially Twin Peaks, and is here to tell you how feel about it! As someone who has seen Eraserhead one (1) time and slept through almost the entire first season of Twin Peaks I was interested in learning more, and maybe I'll even give watching it another go! The thing about other people's passion is that it is infectious. Also there's a sick record scratch effect I've started using instead of the Editing Wyatt interjections. I can feel how impressed you are from here.

Today's episode is the first in a multi-part series featuring different homeschooled students now that they have reached adulthood. In each episode we will discuss their experiences, what advantages and disadvantages they think they have compared to those with more traditional schooling, and where they stand on homeschooling their own children.

Part One's guest is the patient and eloquent Bernadette Turnage, who answers all my questions about our experiences in the same homeschool co-op, what was similar and what was different, and all other sorts of nosey-rosy queries because she is my sister so what are boundaries, even? Stay tuned for more on the wild world of home education later this season.

In today's episode we are joined by the very knowledgeable and very opinionated Corinn Hester. We talk about their experience with death, the ways in which modern humans avoid the topics of grief and loss, and how the funeral industry is taking us all to the cleaners. Neither of us are any stranger to loss, and the tone of this episode may be a little too straightforward for some. With that said, I hope you'll give it a listen

Introducing our very first Fan Spotlight! In these episodes I talk to someone about an aspect of pop culture that they are passionate about, the reasons why they love it (or love to hate it) and join them in bullying our listeners into being fans too. Today's episode has us sitting down with friend of the show, Regina, and the crime drama Hannibal. We get into music, cinematography, acting, the differences between the books, films, and tv series, and also maybe into our own personal exposure to cannibals? Yoiks, scoob! I am more annoying than usual in this episode, but Regina is extremely patient and lovely so listen for that if nothing else. Bonus content about tumblr, if you're into that.

Welcome back for another healthy dose of wrestling knowledge! Introducing even more ghastly editing efforts from yours truly, and a lot of very relevant knowledge from the ever patient Aaron Schutz. I can promise you that the quality of this show will stay roughly the same level of shitty until my regular life stops making me want to commit unalive. I mean..... uh, wrestling! This episode we talk about rules, up and coming names in the sport, women's wrestling, the Hollywood Rock and wolves for some reason?? Strap in, grab a cold one, and let us drop you on that stack of dimes you call a neck

What's up sports fans.

Today on Objectively Correct long time Juggalo (and life long hottie) Rhiannon Mitchell joins us to talk all things ICP. Pour yourself a glass of Faygo and get ready to WHOOP WHOOP. We talk about sexy Jesus, how the Faygo company is honestly kind of a square, cancel culture (??) and all things clown and clown adjacent. 

For more information read ICP: Behind the Paint by Violent J. We here at Objectively Correct operate on the LeVar Burton school of thought and don't want you to just take our word for it (although you can and should).

The first of a multi-part series with guest Aaron Schutz. Aaron is an expert in all things wrestling and will be doling out obscure trivia, lost history, and hot takes over the course of this series. Today we lay the groundwork on the history of wrestling - how it started, where it is at, what the hell a Montreal Screw-job is, and the fact that wrestlers are definitely not paid enough!