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Two weeks of the NFL in the books! We recap some of the football we watched over the weekend, including the injury bug that struck quarterbacks around the league in Week 2. 

In the world of Klubhouse, roster restrictions are officially here for the rest of the season! Welcome to the game within the game. Tight ends and quarterbacks are hot commodities in Week 3. 

Then we offer some advice on what to do if your team is actually good. Whether you drafted well or made moves early, what should you do next? It's a situation we rarely find ourselves in, but we have some suggestions nonetheless. 

And finally, we close with this week's iteration of The Extremely Fair and Unbiased Wims Power Rankings. 

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Week 1 is in the books!

On today's episode, we walk through the basics of Fantasy Football for those who are newer to the game. We also (wildly over)react to Week 1 performances.

To finish things off, we are rewarded with the first real iterations of the Fair and Unbiased Wims Power Rankings as Jesse ranks not only the original DPRK League, but also the family league of THE Klubhouse CTO. 

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The Goblin King joins Kyle to talk through strategy and mechanics for how to fix your team. Whether it’s an injury, a bad draft, or you just hate your players, we can help you help you. 

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The app works. We repeat: the app works. To our dev team and fearless leader, take a bow...and a collective exhale. You did it! We take a victory lap on that before diving into the first two games of the season. 

Football is certainly back but the first games of 2026 leave a lot to be desired. Injuries, poor offenses, and coaching mistakes as far as the eye can see. The Super Bowl rematch was ugly, particularly for those from New England. Jesse does not hold back on the status of the New England Patriots. In Australia, Brock Purdy is already looking like a stud and Sean McVay was forced to admit he doesn't understand how travel works.

Then we run through trades submitted from around the leagues (starting at 47:30). Please keep those trades coming we LOVE them. 

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We come to you moments after the first official draft of the original DPRK League on the newly released Klubhouse Fantasy Football App. 

No more spreadsheets, no more third-party draft apps. We are NOT in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Be warned, the guys are admittedly pretty jazzed throughout this episode. We do a fair amount of drinking and a whole lot of yelling, but we do our best to recap the draft through the first edition of this year's Extremely Fair and Unbiased Wims Power Rankings (WPR).

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One hour and ten minutes of uninterrupted…rules. Kyle takes to the airwaves with the Goblin King and a dream as they read, line by line, through the rules manifesto of Klubhouse Fantasy Football. As the season approaches, we hope this will serve as a reference guide for any questions, issues, or disputes that may arise  

If you have questions about the rules or gameplay of this league, this episode is for you. If you’re more interested in comparing NFL QB’s to deli meats, may I suggest an earlier episode. 

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Welcome back! 

This week we talk draft prep, the release of the Klubhouse Fantasy Sports App, the plot of the movie Armageddon, and an in-depth review of Hard Knocks Episode 4. 

In important league news, the Klubhouse App is officially ready to be released to the public. We've tested it, we've played with it, and now we're ready for you all to give it a go. Thank you Dev Team for your tireless work!

With that, Klubhouse leagues are drafting! It's exciting! We offer a bit of draft advice that everyone should consider taking with a grain...or a heap...of salt. Please send us your results! 

And roughly an hour in we finally answer some mailbag. Thank you for the questions, please keep them coming!

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Coming off what was hands-down our most informative episode ever, we follow things up with...not that. We talk about NFL teams we like this year and real fantasy advice, which is something we swore we would never intentionally do on this podcast. But worry not! We get back to our roots and Jesse also compares NFL quarterbacks to Deli Meats...so there's that.

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, hold onto your hats... may we present The Goblin King!

Somehow, someone out there is as unreasonably excited about this game as Kyle. And when he finally joins the pod? Shockingly normal. No notes. We're a little disappointed, honestly.

We do a Q&A, trade some back-and-forth, and then Jesse unveils his very first power ranking of the year: Famous Goblins.

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Goblins, OG League members, whoever else is listening… we're sorry. This one's rough. Unless you like it, in which case, mission accomplished. Either way, please let us know. We’re very malleable.

Fair warning: we do technically talk a little fantasy football. Mostly though we just prove we don't actually know 2026 NFL players or rosters. We play a game, get sidetracked into NBA talk, and mostly just engage in a pretty shitty version of Naming Dudes.

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