Welcome back! Shelter in place weekends are weird. We start the show with the story of two doctors who made a Q&A video that runs counter to some of the larger narrative... We dissect, including information from a doctor our KMJ audience will find familiar.

We continue with the KMJ Superstars of 2020! Yesterday we shared an article with you about how Twitter is cutting out the conspiracy stuff but today we see Facebook will keep taking money from bogus companies that endanger people. A North Carolina woman was sentenced for impersonating an FBI Agent on a date, further proving dating life is weird. We warp it up with another congrats to the Rolling Stones for their first #1 on iTunes. Have a great weekend!

Time for the KMJ Superstars of 2020! We sprinkle in the great calls for congratulations while we cover a few topics. A strange impact of COVID-19 is that nude selfies are on the rise. Selma police arrest an alleged arson spree days after he was released from jail. An upside of shelter in place? A reduction in several areas of crime reports made to the Fresno County Sheriff Department.

When we get back to normal, do you think you'll tip more? Face masks are becoming the norm for shoppers in Fresno and Clovis. Agree or disagree? We discuss. Multiple new polls imply the majority of Americans are cautious about reopening business and life as usual.

It's Friday! We start with a story about a group of elderly men who met a new crowning achievement. The Rolling Stones have a #1 on iTunes. In the epicenter of COVID-19, NYC has run out of pets to adopt. Unemployment claims are so overwhelming, CA is not waiving its 2 week rule. Jay Petersen, of JIT Outsource and mentor/coach to Buchanan Bird Brains, joins the show to talk about folks in the valley creating PPE for healthcare workers and facilities across the country and how you can help through GoFundMe.

Should the city continue to support Granite Park or call it quits? Quick check on the Buzz Question... Should Las Vegas reopen? Get ready for the "constitutional lawyers" on social media to lose their minds as Twitter announces it will block 5G virus conspiracy theories from being shared. A woman driving on a suspended license is arrested with lots of drugs... and tells cops it's for celebrating 4/20. A woman lost a dog, hired a plane and offered a reward. He was found 400 miles away. As we look to Friday, when Florida will reopen beaches, a lawyer decides he will done a Grim Reaper costume to protest.

Before we share some horrible news, we present to you an amazing man. Decorated WWII veteran Captain Tom Moore celebrated his 100th birthday by walking 100 laps, scores #1 single after raising $35 millions. This just in, detectives arrest 86 yo Fresno man for possession of child pornography. Could nicotine help protect one from COVID-19? A small sample size in an as yet reviewed study, implies... maybe? The neighborhood by FCC is FINALLY getting a railroad underpass. Granite Park developer has filed a claim for damages and now Fresno is offering him a new deal.

To the phones for an interesting interaction after a call to 911. Discussion continues on whether or not Clovis' decision to tentatively return 5/22, including a call from Clovis Unified School Board President Chris Casado.

Welcome to Thursday! We learn Skip's Achilles's Heel is her inability to remember her email password. In a strange turn of events, the Juggalos have cancelled their annual gathering but Las Vegas is willing to throw the doors open and be the "control group" and smoking could be a protective factor?! At last night's district board meeting, Clovis Unified decides it "won't throw in the towel" and tentatively plans to reopen schools 5/22. How does that look? Listeners comment.

A few more calls on the latest executive order on immigration, including a self proclaimed "CNN watching liberal." A large group was busted for theft from a meat market in Visalia after cops followed a "trail of meat" to the home where they were cooking it. Breast implants have saved a woman who was shot in the chest and just gave you another reason to get some if you really want them. We end with news that there's no news, or silence rather, from North Korea as speculation continues on Kim's health.