Knockin' Boots Podcast

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Episode 10 of the Knockin' Boots Podcast

Originally aired January/February, 2011

Featuring: Daemon Hatfield, Greg Miller, Brian Altano, Ty Root, and Anthony Gallegos (first appearance)

From awkward phone calls to listeners, bad breath in marriage, public sex etiquette, and whether to stay friends with an ex, this episode is a chaotic mix of relationship advice, crude humor, and classic Knockin’ Boots energy.

Questions:

1. Sarah Strickler (they actually call her live) Keeps getting hit on by guys who only want to hook up right away. She wants to take things slow and get to know someone first. Why does this keep happening, and how should she handle it?
2. Cody (14) His ex-girlfriend from when he was 9–10 keeps calling him constantly. How does he tell her to leave him alone without being mean?
3. KB from California Saw a couple having sex in a parked car on a busy street with pedestrians walking by. He knocked on the window to stop them. Was that the right thing to do?
4. Anonymous His wife has really bad breath and it’s affecting their intimacy. He’s tried hinting and even teaching her how to brush properly, but it hasn’t helped. How does he bring it up without hurting her feelings? (Also asks about wanting threesomes while she’s open to different combinations.)
5. Ron Harper Saw a couple knocking boots in a parked car on a busy street at 11 p.m. He knocked on the window and they drove off. Was he right to intervene, or should he have minded his own business?
6. L-Dawg Jokingly wants Greg Miller kicked off the show for cockblocking, but mainly asks if Roshana (previous guest) is single.
7. Michael Powers Has a great connection with a girl in Norway he met on Facebook (same interests, she plays games). They message occasionally, but she lives on the other side of the world. Any advice for pursuing something long-distance?

Episode 9

Episode 8 of the Knockin' Boots Podcast

Featuring: Daemon Hatfield, Ty Root, Ryan Clements, Tonne Nguyen (special guest), and Nate Ahern

From boyfriend drama involving Magic: The Gathering side chicks, long-distance temptation, and sexual frustration in relationships, to sexting etiquette, making the first move, and choosing between two girls — this episode is packed with classic Knockin’ Boots chaos, plus a heartfelt send-off for Nate.

Questions:

1. Alicia Spencer Moved across provinces with her boyfriend for his job. He started texting and secretly hanging out with a new girl from their Magic: The Gathering store. She found flirty messages where he asked the girl if anything could happen between them. Should she stay or leave?
2. Brian Smithfield While deer hunting alone in a blind, he got bored and masturbated — and says it felt better than it has since he was a teenager. Wonders if he’s a freak for enjoying it so much in the woods.
3. Noah Received a sext from a girl he likes. He replied “that’s hot” and the conversation died. How should he have responded to keep things moving toward actual sex?
4. Ethan Larson (15) His 16-year-old girlfriend made the first move and kissed him. He feels like “less of a man” for always waiting for her to initiate. How does he start making the first move without disrespecting her parents’ rules?
5. Anonymous Asian Girl Advice Listener (and Tom) give Daemon tips on how to approach Asian women without coming across as having “yellow fever” or a fetish.
6. Roderick Met an insanely cute, smart science major at Spookfest (electronic music event). They danced, talked, and hooked up for an hour. She gave him her number but has been lukewarm via text/Facebook. How does he follow up without seeming desperate?
7. Bobby Brumfield Engaged and planning to marry next year, but has a fantasy of having sex in front of people (or making a sex tape). His fiancée is very shy with low self-esteem. Should he bring it up or keep it to himself?
8. Isaac Girlfriend has severe vaginismus and they can’t have intercourse. After two years he’s extremely sexually frustrated and tempted by other women. She even told him he could sleep with other girls while she works on it. What should he do?
9. Tommy (19) Fooling around with two girls who both want him to choose. Girl #1 is sweet but not into gaming and sometimes embarrasses him. Girl #2 is outgoing, loves games, drinks, and is very sexually adventurous. Which one should he pick? (Photos included in original email.)

Episode 7 of the Knockin' Boots Podcast

Originally aired October, 2010.

Featuring: Daemon Hatfield, Ty Root, Ryan Geddes, Greg Miller, and Levi Buchanan

From long-distance “dream girls,” age-gap complications, and friend-zone dilemmas to sexual compatibility struggles, the ethics of dating a buddy’s ex, and one very memorable shower dream—this episode covers the full chaotic spectrum of gamer love, lust, and awkward timing.

Questions:

1. Jacqueline (Jackie) 25, just got out of an 8-year engagement. Only seems to attract her guy friends, but doesn’t want to date any of them. How does she let them down without losing the friendships, and how does a self-described “wicked geek” (D&D, video games, comics, sports) get back into dating?
2. Steven 22, met his “perfect dream girl” (video games, anime, cosplay, Mass Effect) who lives 8 hours away. They’ve been talking constantly on Skype and playing Xbox Live for two months. Should he wait ~3 years until they can be in the same place, or try long distance now?
3. Baggin Robbins Quick but important question: Do you shave/trim “down there,” and do you prefer your partner to do the same?
4. Torsten Girls laugh in his face when he introduces himself. Is his name (and the way he owns it) hurting his chances?
5. Anonymous Gamer Guy His girlfriend says she’s fine with him gaming but seems bored by it. He wants to “convert” her into a gamer.
6. Sean (Irish student in Scotland) Heading to America next summer for a work placement and is very excited about “the creak” (craic/fun).
7. Sean Lee 14-year-old who met a 20-year-old at a PlayStation event. She came to his video game tournament the next day and they went to Great America together. She’s new to dating. Should he keep seeing her?
8. Alan 18, hit it off with his sister’s 28-year-old friend at her wedding. His sister is weirded out by the age gap. Should he pursue it anyway?
9. Michael Really likes an 18-year-old Asian girl who’s loud, clumsy, randomly bursts into song, pokes people, and has goofy accents. His friends and family might find her annoying. Should he date her?
10. Ryan Ferguson 22, met a girl at his university club who has a boyfriend in another province. She’s been getting very close (Mario Kart + LittleBigPlanet nights). Should he make a move?
11. Brian Spain Wants to date his buddy’s ex (he’s done this before with the same friend’s previous ex). Looking for honest advice on whether to risk the friendship again.
12. Jerry Has an “amazing” Asian girlfriend who’s into kinky stuff. They’re both still in college with years of partying left. Should he “lock her down” now?
13. Tom Classic dilemma: wants to date his good friend’s ex. He’s done it before with the same friend’s previous girlfriend and it caused a temporary rift. Looking for harsh but fair advice.

Episode 6 of the Knockin' Boots Podcast

Featuring: Daemon Hatfield, Levi Buchanan, Brian Clements, Greg Miller, and Jim Riley

From theater kissing scenes and virgin girls gone wild to food court crushes, weight gain worries, South Korea dating fails, and a very aggressive 22-year-old “virgin”—this Knockin’ Boots episode covers the full spectrum of love, lust, and disasters.

Questions:

1. Natasha (follow-up)

Thanks for the advice last week. I’m done with “Tudor Boy” and he can keep the book.

2. Justin Newkirk (South Korea)

Asked out a coworker at my school. She agreed but canceled last minute saying she was sick. Was it a polite no or is she actually ill?

3. Neil Smith

A girl I like called me perfect in every way and said “in any other universe I’m yours”… but then turned me down. Friend zone?

4. Anonymous (16, UK)

Cute 14-year-old girl is flirting hard with me. Friends say it’s weird because of the age gap. Go for it or keep as friends?

5. Greg Osborne

Best pickup line ever: “Do you eat? Then will you eat with me? I’m buying.”

6. Andy (18)

Overweight nerd with huge crush on Asian girl who works at the university food court. Never had a girlfriend. How do I ask her out?

7. James (27)

9 months into a relationship with a great girl but it feels stale. I still notice other women constantly. Is this a sign I shouldn’t settle down yet?

8. Owen Fassett (16)

Hot freshman girl is all over me — sexual comments, pencils in cleavage, etc. I suspect it’s because I have a nice car, sell pot, and street race. Still worth it?

9. Luke

Please wish my fiancée Jen a happy 30th birthday (we’re doing 30 days of birthday)!

10. Anonymous (26)

Dating a 22-year-old virgin who turned extremely aggressive/kinky on our first hookup. Now she wants to lose her virginity to me. Crazy or just horny?

11. Sean Wallace (22)

My girlfriend has kissing scenes in her theater play. It makes me uncomfortable even though I know it’s just acting. Unreasonable?

12. James (18)

My girlfriend of a year is gaining weight and I’m losing attraction. I feel like a shallow jerk but I’m not as happy anymore. What should I do?

13. Albert Chu

Thanks for motivating me to finally ask a girl out. I got rejected but it felt good to try.

Episode 5 of the Knockin' Boots Podcast

Featuring: Daemon Hatfield, Roshana Sabaratnam, Ty Root, Ryan Geddes, and Greg Miller

From post-hookup ghosting and ex-lesbian hangouts to American “bases,” church lock-in crushes, virgin dating tips, obsessive online girlfriends, plane DS pickups, and raising a little brother—this Knockin’ Boots episode covers the full spectrum of love, lust, and disasters.

Questions:

1. Natasha (22)

Hookup with classmate via truth-or-dare Connect 4 led to ghosting and him keeping my book. Pursue or back off?

2. Kelton Davis (21)

GF dated a girl five years ago and is now hanging with that ex. Should I worry?

3. Anonymous (high school)

Cute girl in bio class says hi a lot. Into me or just friendly?

4. Michael Parra (24)

Reconnected with elementary acquaintance in a 6-year relationship. Win her over or forget it?

5. Lars Erik Bakken (26, Norway)

What exactly are the American “bases” in relationships?

6. Jake (high school)

Church lock-in girl flirts post-breakup but wants to stay single. Wait or move on?

7. Chris McCree

GF wants to wait until marriage for sex; heading to college soon. Stay together or have fun?

8. Anonymous (21, virgin)

Girls lose interest after first dates. College date tips? (Flying her to Paris too much?)

9. Ahmed Kokar

Pity sex with coworker right after 3-year breakup; she seems perfect now. Rebound OK?

10. Shane Brown

GF conversations repetitive/boring; she avoids deep talks and gets upset. Asking too much?

11. David Whitmer (HS senior)

Smoking-hot girl is super nice to everyone. How to tell if she’s actually into me?

12. Bon Ma

Would you rather watch porn with your parents or a porn of your parents?

13. Elliot (grade 10)

Girl friendly over summer now hangs with older friends. How to break through her group?

14. Toby Bradley

GF wants 4–5 hours daily Skype/MSN/email. Too obsessive?

15. Alexander Muller (Bay Area)

Used two Nintendo DS consoles and PictoChat on a plane to pick up a cute girl. Coolest story ever?

16. Anonymous (18, Norway)

Great at casual hookups but freak out and can’t open up emotionally in real relationships. Help?

17. Anonymous (Christian)

What counts as “railing” a girl or crossing the premarital sex line?

18. Kramer Solinsky

Met amazing girl on dating site who’s raising her 6-year-old brother and lives hours away on an island. Pursue seriously or keep casual?

Episode 4 of the Knockin' Boots Podcast

Originally aired September, 2010.

Featuring: Daemon Hatfield, Ty Root, Nate Ahern, Greg Miller, and Levi Buchanan

From Christian “back door” success stories and ball-grabbing managers at office parties to friend zone traps, a model who wants your “beef,” watching your fiancée with another woman, and major commitment issues at age 20—this Knockin’ Boots episode covers the full spectrum of love, lust, and disasters.

Questions:

1. Garrett Verdone

Thanks to Nate’s “back door” advice, I finally had anal sex with my Christian virgin girlfriend of eight months after she wouldn’t allow vaginal sex. Success!

2. Craig Jones

My girlfriend Poppy of one year keeps saying I can do better than her. Is she insecure and fishing for compliments, or is this a sign she wants to break up?

3. Patrick Scott

I’m in a happy five-year relationship but I’ve been flirting with another girl just for the thrill and ego rush. I have no intention of cheating. Am I a bad person?

4. Canada Chris (27)

I’m heading to Oktoberfest in Munich next week and I’m shy around women. Any tips or lines for picking up German girls?

5. Anthony (high school)

I keep becoming “best buddies” with girls I later realize I like and end up stuck in the friend zone. Is there any way out once you’re already there?

6. Anonymous (17)

A model in my business class flirts heavily, pokes me, and makes comments implying she wants my “beef.” She has huge tits and finds my gamer/comic stories cute. Is she actually into me?

7. Stephen Bainan (Cincinnati)

A girl named Tabby wants to have sex with my fiancée Jennifer while I watch. Tabby has a boyfriend in the military. Is this messed up?

8. The Sailor (23, Navy on Guam)

I have just over a year left stationed on Guam. Should I try dating local girls here or wait until I rotate back stateside?

9. Anonymous (Irish college intern)

At our company summer party, a drunk female manager grabbed my balls twice and invited me back to her place. I turned her down out of fear of getting fired or a harassment case. Did I make a huge mistake?

10. Martini (20)

I’ve been with my girlfriend (19) for four years and she wants to move in together. I love her but have major commitment issues and still want to knock boots with other people while I’m young. Should I do it?

11. Sean (married three years)

My wife has been stressed lately and isn’t in the mood for sex as often. She doesn’t like me masturbating without her. Is it okay if I take care of myself thinking about her when she’s not interested?

12. Madison Ziegler (17)

My first girlfriend cheated on me with her ex-girlfriend. We broke up and she wants to stay friends. Should I stay friends with her or cut contact?