Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: “Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?” IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump.

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:37) 🗒️ Trump Truth: warning to Iran, Israel … shoutouts

* (0:09:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:11:45) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Gregg

* (0:14:22) 💬 Greggatron: Don’t say H-man, say the real name!

* (0:18:26) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Lebron, please?

* (0:24:15) 🎥 IG tornadoes

* (0:30:48) 🎥 IG Hail!

* (0:33:31) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Storms

* (0:36:32) A: Stimulating callers

* (0:38:08) A: Shroud of Turin doubt; cloth was expensive; fabrication, not fake; Catholics, Lutherans; rosary “worry beads”

* (0:41:43) A: Stories: Man bought his wife a “golden calf”...

* (0:46:52) 💬 Popcorn on CROWN act and “natural” hair

* (0:57:01) 💬 Supers, Rumble Rants: Tax cuts

* (0:58:51) 💬 Diamond: Watermelon shirt yesterday

* (1:00:54) 💬 Rumble Rants yesterday: Trump UN ‘17 Iran; King of the World; Remittances

* (1:03:32) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump, Iran

* (1:14:55) Z: Trump’s daughter … Christian…

* (1:19:51) Z: Trump snake oil salesman: Iran, Epstein, Immigration

* (1:24:24) 🗣️ COURTNEY, UT and Z: Trump became Jewish

* (1:29:41) C & Z: Epstein lies…

* (1:33:31) C: mess, gossip, rumors, self awareness

* (1:37:11) 💬 Super… including MORE from yesterday

* (1:39:43) 💬 Popcorn on Michael Jordan

* (1:42:15) 📞 MARK, FL: Trump going into Iran, Christians on Israel

* (1:53:50) Outro

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