We chat with James Mickens, researcher and most likely funniest man at Microsoft, live on stage during Øredev 2014. Topics include C development, the purity of incrementation, death by specifications, scandinavian death metal and its font choices and also British football, distributed systems and the problems you encounter dealing with them. The downsides of being stuck alone in a set of universes is that Stack overflow can’t help you. And how should we fix the Javascript and web browser technology world?
Comments on the internet? No.
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Freedom friesMicrosoft researchDistributed systemsJames' talk at Øredev 2014Handling the zombie apocalypse - James' article “The night watch”James' talk at Monitorama 2014Satya Nadella - CEO of MicrosoftNuclear proliferationSegfaultLogical shiftLogical ANDMalmöLogical ORW3C - World wide web consortiumWeb componentsWeb components templatesGorgorothFibonacciFactorialFizz buzzSepulturaKing diamondBritish steelNotepadWeb workersCrom - James' system for speculative Javascript executionSpeculative executionTotal recallFirebugGalactusOdinThe Shellshock bugTurtles all the way downJqueryAngularXHRMDN - Mozilla developer network, great source of Javascript and browser API documentationGitThe grandfather paradoxPolyfillasm.jsNoSQLMongodbBare metalJust in time compilerMaslow’s hierarchy of needslet-satementZeusQuirksmode.orgYoLeviticusRegistryASCII artAbout:configMax TCP connectionsShockwaveSingularityDVR - Digital video recorderFuturesBendgateCaptain America’s shieldGeorgiaTomfoolery4chanHuge slothsTitles
This is just Hollywood stuffWe’ll edit this out with CGIWhat happens on the set#freedom #americaWhat prevents me from being a happy person in lifeIt cheapens the artHomelessness is bad tooAt least you have hopeDo you like iteration?I only increment variablesOnly go forwardBlack GandalfNot just fair or balancedOtto von HyphenWe laugh to stop from cryingDarkness is delightfulThe great thing about scandinavian death metalWhat would Beelzebub do?That TV is in the cloud nowLike jazz musiciansLike trying to write Inception 2The left hand of satanMultiple speculative universesWhat universe am I in?A low-rent Stephen HawkingFirebug had no notion of my separate universesThe Odin objectIn the regular development worldChicanery all the way downFunction calls are not our strong pointNot nothing will happenXHR:s over passenger pidgeonLOL I took a hard dependency on itIt’s very difficult to make a joke in this spaceWe don’t even issue writesdevnulldbBut we have hoverboardsTread carefully on the polyfillsClose the tab and reboot the machineThis is such a character builderMumblefoo.jsFast Javascript, and cancerNo-lock cancerAsynchronous cancerThat kitten on a tradmill is not going to watch itselfAnother special type of disasterFolk wisdom on the web127i contentEmu futuresIf I had a website, I’d run it like SingaporeEvery computer should come with an old personThis whole alternate semantic reality