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[Lawsuit ]
Slit your wrists, or keep sleeping in
What's the difference?
fat and lazy asshole
Should have done what your mommy asked
Before your pappy slapped her
And she took a rifle to her head right after
I'd call you a bastard,
But you're up your dad's asshole
And take after him:
A wife beater
[Lawsuit]
Totinos pizza eating demon-needer
Only go home to watch game of thrones
Cause you like [lawsuit]
Teeny weenie teens and tots
A cradle robber, gnawing on ring pops
But now you're out of options
Cause you lost me,
and I'm not God,
But promise,
She's watching me,
And watching TV with your moms
In her arms is phoenixx,
And the price is right is on
You don't believe me,
I like these demons,
They bow to me, now
“CHURCH OF SATAN!”
(Wooooooo!)
Time heals all wounds,
But not scars
When I see stars,
I shoot ‘em
Time heals all wounds
But not scars
So when I see stars,
I shoot em
God gave me rainbows
It was a hell of a rain tho
MAYbe one day I'll make gold
But right now I'm at cohens on 34th in Manhattan with my camera fascinated
We commemorated the bravery and lost angles of New Yorks bravest
Just trying get some change for laundry
Selling my MPC across from AMC
What the fuck ever an athiest is,
Is crazy as shit
Cause today, I was late —
And hating myself for it
But leaving the store at the perfect moment
To see
Magic is real
A double rainbow over Manhattan
Hugging a building I really wanted to throw myself off of
It's awful, but i'm broke, homeless and have no love
Oh my hoodness
I kicked a chicken enchilada from pret
In a split decision picked it up
Thinkin it was a present
But presently, I been pleasantly plump
And in a second I can show you
How I pump it up
Like Skrillex's girlfriend did to her lips
Mu got two shields ok
Three if you count my har
My glasses and my pants
Make me unattractive to Manhattan men
Meow
Four if you count my black skin
5 if you count my OWSLA tattoo
That's true
I don't know what that has to do with it
Age ain't nothing but a number
And fuck ain't nothing but a cuss word
And love ain't nothing but a cover
For us doing
Whatever we want
And whatever we want
Oh shit
A hose on the sidewalk
Between two traffic cones
Reminds me we live in different worlds
And in mine you're an idol
And I'm suicidal just trying to decide
If I should
Wash my clothes
Or shop at Whole Foods
So I don't die of
Microwave typhoid
Just—
Go with it.
I wrote some, not tragedies.
FLASH FLOOD WARNING:
LOW LYING AREAS
Manhattan,
You low lying bastard
You said you liked me
So I would blow you
Now I'm in a chokehold,
Bold move
It's so over
Poke me a blow hole
My echolocations suffocating me:
Locations on so I don't get lost
But still walking into crosswalks
When busses are coming
What's the point of living at all
If I can't have a body
And it's a long walk down the block
To get my clothes washed
At the laundromat
That I can't afford
Huh
Am I wrong for wanting a home
If I'm willing to work for it
At lowes or home depo
Where my boss Jose don't have a green card
But his forefathers worked harder
To cross over the border in flocks
And send American dollars home
And bought farms,
And birthed beautiful daughters
In our country
With long hair
Not corn rows
Cause black is ugly
If you're not beyoncè
And there's only one lizzo
That I know or
Does that pic the picture correctly
So have you moved out of the friend zone
Not yet
“Not yet” lol
I'm working on it.
The only way to move out of the friend zone
Without losing it all
Is to make your way to the best friend zone
And make your love
Before it gets old
Cold, and lonely
And you're the only one she talks to
When her man won't
Don't jump so high
You can't come down
I'm FBI
You're just a sad clown
Karmas comin around to bite your ass now
But not mine
White skin, blue eyes—
Wow
I should be jealous if that was the message
But I'm proud
The world's a stage,
So lose your mind,
It's lights out
[when the lights to out I lose my]
Psyche/
Nah,
I'm a paycho
I'm over it
Like cheese is to nachos—
I'm not-yo's!
Woah.
Finally.
How long did that take
Try to medicate me for bui-polar
And life's over
I'm out of my mind
And out of time, which I control
I told ya
Why do white girls always want you to bow to em
It's fucked up
That's what blue eyes do
Suck the life out you
Like a vampire and succubbus fucked —
9 Republican for 5 bucks on pornhub
The white supremacists run
Where I'm from
(But you're wife's dumb)
Just how you like em
To keep your machismo
Ego nice and fluffed
Whoops
Times up
Back to workin on my butt
so someone can love me
CUT
What. What now.
Just. So do it over.
For what. That was perfect.
It wasnt.
It was.
No, it wasn't.
Keep rolling
No cut
Keep rolling
I already stopped
FUCK
ITS BEEN A LONG NIGHT , DOUG
WHAT. Who is this.
I WANNA GO HOME.
Honey,
I'm broken
Don't love me
Really
I'm just in it for the music
Everybody wants something
I want love
But it's not for me
It's for her
I'm a performer
Playing the love game
But I chose fame
Either way, it goes up in flames
I'm sad
I got tears in my eyes
It's the music my my heart
Wellin up from my
Hunger
An
Empty stomach
Next up: Whole Foods market
What happened
It cut off.
What.
Alright, I got 19 stops to talk to God
Is that the Empire State Building
Or is that the rock
It's impossible not to
Stop
And wonder what the world wants from me—
Gangatalkera cough as I walk the crosswalk
I'm stuck on the cross in Catholicism
For all time
Awesome, isn't it?
*coughs*
Okay, Satan
Stop chasin me
First Time
Becca Mancari
(Same key as bridged by a light wave, by the way)
It's been a long day,
I forgot water, but luckily
Stalked up,
I can't turn it off, huh?
Probably not
a lot of plausible options
I got 19 minutes
To catch this bus
From sutphin//archer
I'm lost to all of it
Don't talk to God much
When it's after dark
But I've got others callin —
Long time since I called my mom
(No contact order)
You're botherin' me sir—
Of course I'm waiting on the 40!!!
My works never done or over
I'm Immortal, Morty
I came out a portal this morning
Worrying about an apartment
Another super God Complex
These bars oughtta hit in a New York
Accent only,
Depending on the borough though
Make euros and doors open
Opportunity knockin but my earplugs stuffed in
Stop talkin!
I'm starving, just wanting
A lover or
Mormon to storm in;
Inform me my callin
I'm all in, yo
I'm bored here
Brother!
Yeah.
Don't do this often
But it's poppin off, the cops are stopping
With barkin dogs
Got my hands up,
But I'm lucky, they don't want me
Got some coffee in my pocket from
Robbin the market,
But you called it, ya'll
I'm Robin Hood
But feeling good,
I'm out the hood for once—
From dawn to dusk,
Don't look at me funny
I don't do drugs
I just want money
I'm out of fucks
But someone's got a lot of em
I bough a plot a land and put
McDonald's on it
Gods talking over my recording,
My multi sensory disorders forming
Annoyances and disorganization of words,
It's horrible, but I'm sure it's all for something
Here it comes
I'm pulling off again
Lost in a borough that's suffering economically
Capitol if Karma, I call it
All the parked cars are fucked up
Like I was from my ex husband
Right—
That's where I started:
The sucker punch that created a monster
And left us all hungry
And wondering
What comes for lunch
But I'm fasting
11:11 at last, and
My wish is for a salad, a hot shower
Man, I'm just glad that I have them
Cause there's been times I haven't and
Can't live in the past, or go backwards
But my last words if I have to have them
Will probably be
“Fuck the landlords, the dirty bastards
Callin a bucket a half bathroom
Mad that blacks have them at all
Can't have equality for all
Building a mall on the Grace of the fallen—
A class act,
But I'll remember that
Stuff in a banana in my backpack
I lack SNAP benefits,
But immigrants got straight cash
I paid my taxes
So they can fuck like rabbits
And throw trash on the ground
Look around you: everything's brown
And you're fighting to get out,
But in a hour, you'll be in Manhattan
Where mansions are 100 stories off the ground
And this story's only glorified at all
Cause Skrillex wrote it in a coma
Then woke up —
And all the songs you ever heard by em
Were things I scribbled in my notebook,
Ground em up into kibble and fed it to my dog,
Who shit them out in my yard to feed the mushriooms you were chomping on
When you discovered my podcast,
Wow,
It is cosmic
I get lost when
I been literally been a starving artist
For this long, so fuck it!
Doesn't matter what happens after
The homeless shelter
I was born in hell
And guess what!
I'm still here—
I'll be in Heaven in a minute-
I split dimensions in seconds
Spinning into relevant sections of undiscovered realms of conciousness
Just to write this shit
Like I promised to Jesus, God, and the rest of the stars of my novel, before I got here
But I'm not here
I just fell into a coma
I'll wake up in the wrong year
Asking for a beer,
Here on the 4th floor
It's important you know
What I'm dying for
Ugh
Not my bus
Not my husband
Not my Fuchs to give
Not my lesson to stress on
If you're wondering what's bugging me
I don't know
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Horny as fuck and hungry
But cutting myself off
From the only thing I love besides my son
(It's sugar)
Used to love music then got confused at how to do
iits been way more than 19 minutes, by the way
But i-d-k
At least the rain went away??
—that's a stretch.
What, it rhymes.
It all kind of rhymes.
Grimes.
What.
Nothin. I just wanna see your baby grown up.
Lucky, you have a cool mom
Mine's a God, but
Younger
I made her up to make me tougher
But funny enough
I'm still soft
Like bread and butter
Two things I don't eat anymore—
Cause body dysmorphia
A gift she gave me
As a baby
But maybe
What made me a fine writer
And when the tones right
I'll get the limelight
It's going to be a fine day
When I hug my son again
“It's going to be a fine night”
When I find Sonny / sunni
Pause
That's my bus
I better get on it
Fuck
Was it the rock all lit up
In my favorite color ?
It's been a long day
But tomorrows longer
Try to get up to get my stuff in order
Nothings worth this sort of blood and gore
I'm 2 in 3
Don't need four to even the score
I'm getting poorer by the minute
To my horror
Money shorter than nails : stubs
Turning a storm into maelstroms
Stuff in my stomach with kale, yum
I'm just trying to be your one and only
But upon 30 learned that for males
There's only never one
So I been sticking up on the archetypes of an ideal husband father and lover
The cosmic architect they call me
I'm callin all the gods of love to want me
So I can love before I'm 40
Give a man a family
That was the plan after all
Till disaster struck
I call him star—
Get it
Star struck me so hard
I saw stars
Then thought I was one—
But it turns out I'm the sun
And when ours grows up
I'll make sure he understands
Why his mother's fucked up
Or if I'm gone,
He can listen to this song
One More Time
Ok , I'm done
No you're not…
…UGH.
HEY, ARNOLD.
WHAT.
GET OVER HERE!
Fuck, this job sucks.
The education at PSwhatever
Was not top notch.
ORDER UP.
At all.
Alright, this goes to Long Island.
LONG ISLAND.
Yeah.
Can we talk about that gas storms?
No.
And this one's going to far Rockaway
FAR RICKAWAY?!
Lol
Okay, how to write this
Did I stutter!
[Lawsuit ]
Slit your wrists, or keep sleeping in
What's the difference?
fat and lazy asshole
Should have done what your mommy asked
Before your pappy slapped her
And she took a rifle to her head right after
I'd call you a bastard,
But you're up your dad's asshole
And take after him:
A wife beater
[Lawsuit]
Totinos pizza eating demon-needer
Only go home to watch game of thrones
Cause you like [lawsuit]
Teeny weenie teens and tots
A cradle robber, gnawing on ring pops
But now you're out of options
Cause you lost me,
and I'm not God,
But promise,
She's watching me,
And watching TV with your moms
In her arms is phoenixx,
And the price is right is on
You don't believe me,
I like these demons,
They bow to me, now
“CHURCH OF SATAN!”
(Wooooooo!)
Time heals all wounds,
But not scars
When I see stars,
I shoot ‘em
Time heals all wounds
But not scars
So when I see stars,
I shoot em
God gave me rainbows
It was a hell of a rain tho
MAYbe one day I'll make gold
But right now I'm at cohens on 34th in Manhattan with my camera fascinated
We commemorated the bravery and lost angles of New Yorks bravest
Just trying get some change for laundry
Selling my MPC across from AMC
What the fuck ever an athiest is,
Is crazy as shit
Cause today, I was late —
And hating myself for it
But leaving the store at the perfect moment
To see
Magic is real
A double rainbow over Manhattan
Hugging a building I really wanted to throw myself off of
It's awful, but i'm broke, homeless and have no love
Oh my hoodness
I kicked a chicken enchilada from pret
In a split decision picked it up
Thinkin it was a present
But presently, I been pleasantly plump
And in a second I can show you
How I pump it up
Like Skrillex's girlfriend did to her lips
Mu got two shields ok
Three if you count my har
My glasses and my pants
Make me unattractive to Manhattan men
Meow
Four if you count my black skin
5 if you count my OWSLA tattoo
That's true
I don't know what that has to do with it
Age ain't nothing but a number
And fuck ain't nothing but a cuss word
And love ain't nothing but a cover
For us doing
Whatever we want
And whatever we want
Oh shit
A hose on the sidewalk
Between two traffic cones
Reminds me we live in different worlds
And in mine you're an idol
And I'm suicidal just trying to decide
If I should
Wash my clothes
Or shop at Whole Foods
So I don't die of
Microwave typhoid
Just—
Go with it.
I wrote some, not tragedies.
FLASH FLOOD WARNING:
LOW LYING AREAS
Manhattan,
You low lying bastard
You said you liked me
So I would blow you
Now I'm in a chokehold,
Bold move
It's so over
Poke me a blow hole
My echolocations suffocating me:
Locations on so I don't get lost
But still walking into crosswalks
When busses are coming
What's the point of living at all
If I can't have a body
And it's a long walk down the block
To get my clothes washed
At the laundromat
That I can't afford
Huh
Am I wrong for wanting a home
If I'm willing to work for it
At lowes or home depo
Where my boss Jose don't have a green card
But his forefathers worked harder
To cross over the border in flocks
And send American dollars home
And bought farms,
And birthed beautiful daughters
In our country
With long hair
Not corn rows
Cause black is ugly
If you're not beyoncè
And there's only one lizzo
That I know or
Does that pic the picture correctly
So have you moved out of the friend zone
Not yet
“Not yet” lol
I'm working on it.
The only way to move out of the friend zone
Without losing it all
Is to make your way to the best friend zone
And make your love
Before it gets old
Cold, and lonely
And you're the only one she talks to
When her man won't
Don't jump so high
You can't come down
I'm FBI
You're just a sad clown
Karmas comin around to bite your ass now
But not mine
White skin, blue eyes—
Wow
I should be jealous if that was the message
But I'm proud
The world's a stage,
So lose your mind,
It's lights out
[when the lights to out I lose my]
Psyche/
Nah,
I'm a paycho
I'm over it
Like cheese is to nachos—
I'm not-yo's!
Woah.
Finally.
How long did that take
Try to medicate me for bui-polar
And life's over
I'm out of my mind
And out of time, which I control
I told ya
Why do white girls always want you to bow to em
It's fucked up
That's what blue eyes do
Suck the life out you
Like a vampire and succubbus fucked —
9 Republican for 5 bucks on pornhub
The white supremacists run
Where I'm from
(But you're wife's dumb)
Just how you like em
To keep your machismo
Ego nice and fluffed
Whoops
Times up
Back to workin on my butt
so someone can love me
CUT
What. What now.
Just. So do it over.
For what. That was perfect.
It wasnt.
It was.
No, it wasn't.
Keep rolling
No cut
Keep rolling
I already stopped
FUCK
ITS BEEN A LONG NIGHT , DOUG
WHAT. Who is this.
I WANNA GO HOME.
Honey,
I'm broken
Don't love me
Really
I'm just in it for the music
Everybody wants something
I want love
But it's not for me
It's for her
I'm a performer
Playing the love game
But I chose fame
Either way, it goes up in flames
I'm sad
I got tears in my eyes
It's the music my my heart
Wellin up from my
Hunger
An
Empty stomach
Next up: Whole Foods market
What happened
It cut off.
What.
Alright, I got 19 stops to talk to God
Is that the Empire State Building
Or is that the rock
It's impossible not to
Stop
And wonder what the world wants from me—
Gangatalkera cough as I walk the crosswalk
I'm stuck on the cross in Catholicism
For all time
Awesome, isn't it?
*coughs*
Okay, Satan
Stop chasin me
First Time
Becca Mancari
(Same key as bridged by a light wave, by the way)
It's been a long day,
I forgot water, but luckily
Stalked up,
I can't turn it off, huh?
Probably not
a lot of plausible options
I got 19 minutes
To catch this bus
From sutphin//archer
I'm lost to all of it
Don't talk to God much
When it's after dark
But I've got others callin —
Long time since I called my mom
(No contact order)
You're botherin' me sir—
Of course I'm waiting on the 40!!!
My works never done or over
I'm Immortal, Morty
I came out a portal this morning
Worrying about an apartment
Another super God Complex
These bars oughtta hit in a New York
Accent only,
Depending on the borough though
Make euros and doors open
Opportunity knockin but my earplugs stuffed in
Stop talkin!
I'm starving, just wanting
A lover or
Mormon to storm in;
Inform me my callin
I'm all in, yo
I'm bored here
Brother!
Yeah.
Don't do this often
But it's poppin off, the cops are stopping
With barkin dogs
Got my hands up,
But I'm lucky, they don't want me
Got some coffee in my pocket from
Robbin the market,
But you called it, ya'll
I'm Robin Hood
But feeling good,
I'm out the hood for once—
From dawn to dusk,
Don't look at me funny
I don't do drugs
I just want money
I'm out of fucks
But someone's got a lot of em
I bough a plot a land and put
McDonald's on it
Gods talking over my recording,
My multi sensory disorders forming
Annoyances and disorganization of words,
It's horrible, but I'm sure it's all for something
Here it comes
I'm pulling off again
Lost in a borough that's suffering economically
Capitol if Karma, I call it
All the parked cars are fucked up
Like I was from my ex husband
Right—
That's where I started:
The sucker punch that created a monster
And left us all hungry
And wondering
What comes for lunch
But I'm fasting
11:11 at last, and
My wish is for a salad, a hot shower
Man, I'm just glad that I have them
Cause there's been times I haven't and
Can't live in the past, or go backwards
But my last words if I have to have them
Will probably be
“Fuck the landlords, the dirty bastards
Callin a bucket a half bathroom
Mad that blacks have them at all
Can't have equality for all
Building a mall on the Grace of the fallen—
A class act,
But I'll remember that
Stuff in a banana in my backpack
I lack SNAP benefits,
But immigrants got straight cash
I paid my taxes
So they can fuck like rabbits
And throw trash on the ground
Look around you: everything's brown
And you're fighting to get out,
But in a hour, you'll be in Manhattan
Where mansions are 100 stories off the ground
And this story's only glorified at all
Cause Skrillex wrote it in a coma
Then woke up —
And all the songs you ever heard by em
Were things I scribbled in my notebook,
Ground em up into kibble and fed it to my dog,
Who shit them out in my yard to feed the mushriooms you were chomping on
When you discovered my podcast,
Wow,
It is cosmic
I get lost when
I been literally been a starving artist
For this long, so fuck it!
Doesn't matter what happens after
The homeless shelter
I was born in hell
And guess what!
I'm still here—
I'll be in Heaven in a minute-
I split dimensions in seconds
Spinning into relevant sections of undiscovered realms of conciousness
Just to write this shit
Like I promised to Jesus, God, and the rest of the stars of my novel, before I got here
But I'm not here
I just fell into a coma
I'll wake up in the wrong year
Asking for a beer,
Here on the 4th floor
It's important you know
What I'm dying for
Ugh
Not my bus
Not my husband
Not my Fuchs to give
Not my lesson to stress on
If you're wondering what's bugging me
I don't know
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Horny as fuck and hungry
But cutting myself off
From the only thing I love besides my son
(It's sugar)
Used to love music then got confused at how to do
iits been way more than 19 minutes, by the way
But i-d-k
At least the rain went away??
—that's a stretch.
What, it rhymes.
It all kind of rhymes.
Grimes.
What.
Nothin. I just wanna see your baby grown up.
Lucky, you have a cool mom
Mine's a God, but
Younger
I made her up to make me tougher
But funny enough
I'm still soft
Like bread and butter
Two things I don't eat anymore—
Cause body dysmorphia
A gift she gave me
As a baby
But maybe
What made me a fine writer
And when the tones right
I'll get the limelight
It's going to be a fine day
When I hug my son again
“It's going to be a fine night”
When I find Sonny / sunni
Pause
That's my bus
I better get on it
Fuck
Was it the rock all lit up
In my favorite color ?
It's been a long day
But tomorrows longer
Try to get up to get my stuff in order
Nothings worth this sort of blood and gore
I'm 2 in 3
Don't need four to even the score
I'm getting poorer by the minute
To my horror
Money shorter than nails : stubs
Turning a storm into maelstroms
Stuff in my stomach with kale, yum
I'm just trying to be your one and only
But upon 30 learned that for males
There's only never one
So I been sticking up on the archetypes of an ideal husband father and lover
The cosmic architect they call me
I'm callin all the gods of love to want me
So I can love before I'm 40
Give a man a family
That was the plan after all
Till disaster struck
I call him star—
Get it
Star struck me so hard
I saw stars
Then thought I was one—
But it turns out I'm the sun
And when ours grows up
I'll make sure he understands
Why his mother's fucked up
Or if I'm gone,
He can listen to this song
One More Time
Ok , I'm done
No you're not…
…UGH.
HEY, ARNOLD.
WHAT.
GET OVER HERE!
Fuck, this job sucks.
The education at PSwhatever
Was not top notch.
ORDER UP.
At all.
Alright, this goes to Long Island.
LONG ISLAND.
Yeah.
Can we talk about that gas storms?
No.
And this one's going to far Rockaway
FAR RICKAWAY?!
Lol
Okay, how to write this
Did I stutter!