Damn y'all, we might not show it, but this decade been REALLY giving us brain damage.

Today! We hold our Inaugural Annual Arbitrary Awards. We honor those who served tf out of this decade and those who annoyed tf out of this decade. Unfortunately, this is edited for time so we'll also be posting all nominees and winners on our social media. Argue with us then!

Opening Music

11.12.29 SBS Gayo Daejun | SM Orchestra

The Categories for 2019's Arbitrary Awards

• Most Iconic Boy Group

• Most Iconic Girl Group

• Rookie of the Decade

• Album of the Decade

• Comeback of the Decade

• Songwriter of the Decade

• Best Military Serve

• Best Trainee

• Most Anti-black

• Most Ethnic Hip

• Most Silent on the Track

• Stylist with the Most Days Off

• Strongest Scalp in Kpop

• HM: Healthy Scalp Catfish

• Oldest Man.

• Worst Discography

• Best Fire Sign Catfish

• Corniest Cornball

• Most Likely to be Robbed

• Most Likely to Rob

• Most Likely to be a Cashier at a McDonalds

• Weakest Scalp in Kpop

• Most Likely to Hate Men

• Most Likely Lesbian

• Whitest Man in Kpop

• Most Spiteful of Company's CEO

• Maknae of the Decade

• Most Memetic

• Misogynist of the Decade

• Most Likely Company to be OK with Slavery

• Most Likely to be a Dictator of a Small Nation

• Dancer of the Decade

• Best Female and Best Male Pop Vocalist

• Best Female and Best Male R&B Vocalist

• Best Lipsyncher

• Skinniest

• Loudest Bones Cracking on the Track

• Most Weathered by Kpop

• Least Weathered by Kpop

• Most Brainless Fandom

• Worst SMTM Bars

• Best 6'0" and Above Catfish

• Most Likely to Hate Kpop Critical

• Least Likely to Hate Kpop Critical

• Motown of the Decade

• Honorary Jackson Family Award

Special thanks to @YaaMazz and @ahomari_ on Twitter and @taey0nce, @samtalebitch & @treisure13 on Instagram!

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Hey y'all, we have a lot coming up in 2020. But first, we resting. We'll be off for a few weeks in January, but we'll return late in the month with more reviews and the start of a new season.

Thank you so much for streaming. Hope you guys see the light, you niggas better know.

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*~Music this Episode~*

보여 (Think About You) | BoA

Trauma | SEVENTEEN

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Damn y'all, we might not show it, but this decade been REALLY giving us brain damage.

Today! We hold our Inaugural Annual Arbitrary Awards. We honor those who served tf out of this decade and those who annoyed tf out of this decade. Unfortunately, this is edited for time so we'll also be posting all nominees and winners on our social media. Argue with us then!

Opening Music

11.12.29 SBS Gayo Daejun | SM Orchestra

The Categories for 2019's Arbitrary Awards

Most Iconic Boy Group

Most Iconic Girl Group

Rookie of the Decade

Album of the Decade

Comeback of the Decade

Songwriter of the Decade

Best Military Serve

Best Trainee

Most Anti-black

Most Ethnic Hip

Most Silent on the Track

Stylist with the Most Days Off

Strongest Scalp in Kpop

HM: Healthy Scalp Catfish

Oldest Man.

Worst Discography

Best Fire Sign Catfish

Corniest Cornball

Most Likely to be Robbed

Most Likely to Rob

Most Likely to be a Cashier at a McDonalds

Weakest Scalp in Kpop

Most Likely to Hate Men

Most Likely Lesbian

Whitest Man in Kpop

Most Spiteful of Company's CEO

Maknae of the Decade

Most Memetic

Misogynist of the Decade

Most Likely Company to be OK with Slavery

Most Likely to be a Dictator of a Small Nation

Dancer of the Decade

Best Female and Best Male Pop Vocalist

Best Female and Best Male R&B Vocalist

Best Lipsyncher

Skinniest

Loudest Bones Cracking on the Track

Most Weathered by Kpop

Least Weathered by Kpop

Most Brainless Fandom

Worst SMTM Bars

Best 6'0" and Above Catfish

Most Likely to Hate Kpop Critical

Least Likely to Hate Kpop Critical

Motown of the Decade

Honorary Jackson Family Award

Special thanks to @YaaMazz and @ahomari_ on Twitter and @taey0nce, @samtalebitch & @treisure13 on Instagram!

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Omg hey y'all, anyone have like $2,000 for flights so we can see EXO... jw... hit us up if you do.

Today! We ramble, we get into the second half of this EXO serve, and we bug out a bit about how few women are called to write. We talk the semantics of romantics and then we talk to some of our friends, kpop haters and otherwise.

Also another quick shoutout to Park Ji-hee, Wendy Wang, and MoZella for the iconic banger that "Baby You Are" is. We love to see it.

Before I go! We'd love for you guys to help us out with our next big three episode. Submit to this survey and you might be interviewed for an upcoming episode:

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*~Music this Episode~*

NON STOP | EXO

Baby You Are | EXO

Tender Love | EXO

You Brought the Sunshine | Clark Sisters

Here We Go | NSYNC

Rhythm After Summer | EXO-CBX

오늘도 (Day After Day) | EXO

나비효과 (Butterfly Effect) | EXO

백색소음 (White Noise) | EXO

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We are now accepting nominations for KPC's Inaugural Arbitrary Awards!

Find us and our categories on Instagram and Twitter or call us at (516) 847-5836! Leave us a voicemail or DM or make a post and tag us! Your nominations will be featured an upcoming episode!!

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HAVE SENT US NOMINATIONS SO FAR!

The Categories for 2019's Arbitrary Awards

• Most Iconic Boy Group

• Most Iconic Girl Group

• Rookie of the Decade

• Album of the Decade

• Comeback of the Decade

• Songwriter of the Decade

• Best Military Serve

• Best Trainee

• Most Anti-black

• Most Ethnic Hip

• Most Silent on the Track

• Stylist with the Most Days Off

• Strongest Scalp in Kpop

• HM: Healthy Scalp Catfish

• Oldest Man.

• Worst Discography

• Best Fire Sign Catfish

• Corniest Cornball

• Most Likely to be Robbed

• Most Likely to Rob

• Most Likely to be a Cashier at a McDonalds

• Weakest Scalp in Kpop

• Most Likely to Hate Men

• Most Likely Lesbian

• Whitest Man in Kpop

• Most Spiteful of Company's CEO

• Maknae of the Decade

• Most Memetic

• Misogynist of the Decade

• Most Likely Company to be OK with Slavery

• Most Likely to be a Dictator of a Small Nation

• Dancer of the Decade

• Best Female and Best Male Pop Vocalist

• Best Female and Best Male R&B Vocalist

• Best Lipsyncher

• Skinniest

• Loudest Bones Cracking on the Track

• Most Weathered by Kpop

• Least Weathered by Kpop

• Most Brainless Fandom

• Worst SMTM Bars

• Best 6'0" and Above Catfish

• Most Likely to Hate Kpop Critical

• Least Likely to Hate Kpop Critical

• Motown of the Decade

• Honorary Jackson Family Award

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Surprise! You probably thought this was coming out Wednesday. Well, we're posting early cause we wanted to let you know that we will personally beat your ass if you do not stream the Obsession music video before listening to this episode........... we're almost at 40 million views................ I need that dance practice. Like NEED it need it.

This episode we... get into it girls. So much so that we dead needed to do our first two parter. Can't even summarize... just gotta talk...

Before I go! We'd love for you guys to help us out with our next big three episode. Submit to this survey and you might be interviewed for an upcoming episode:

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*~Music this Episode~*

Obsession | EXO

Hurt | EXO

Call Me Baby | EXO

Tempo | EXO

Monster | EXO

Forever | EXO

GIRLS (ft. Lil Kim) | SE7EN

늴리리야 (Niliria ft. Missy Elliott) | GDragon

Rage | Rico Nasty

BURNITUP! | Janet Jackson

알러뷰 (I LOVE YOU) | EXID

에너제틱 (Energetic) | Wanna One

Stay Fly | Three 6 Mafia

Bad and Boujee | Migos

Cockiness | Rihanna

Dammn Baby | Janet Jackson

Gravity | EXO

Carmen Amaya Dancing in See My Lawyer

The Recipe (Featuring Dr. Dre) | Kendrick Lamar

가사 (Trouble) | EXO

지킬 (Jekyll) | EXO

오르골 (Orgel) | SHINee

춤 (Groove) | EXO

Fool (아 깜짝이야) | NCT 127

Ridin' | Lana Del Rey and A$AP Rocky

SWV | You're The One

Ya Ya Ya | EXO

Baby You Are | EXO

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Omg hey y'all, anyone have like $2,000 for flights so we can see EXO... jw... hit us up if you do.

Today! We ramble, we get into the second half of this EXO serve, and we bug out a bit about how few women are called to write. We talk the semantics of romantics and then we talk to some of our friends, kpop haters and otherwise.

Also another quick shoutout to Park Ji-hee, Wendy Wang, and MoZella for the iconic banger that "Baby You Are" is. We love to see it.

Before I go! We'd love for you guys to help us out with our next big three episode. Submit to this survey and you might be interviewed for an upcoming episode:

https://tinyurl.com/kpopcform

*~Music this Episode~*

NON STOP | EXO

Baby You Are | EXO

Tender Love | EXO

You Brought the Sunshine | Clark Sisters

Here We Go | NSYNC

Rhythm After Summer | EXO-CBX

오늘도 (Day After Day) | EXO

나비효과 (Butterfly Effect) | EXO

백색소음 (White Noise) | EXO

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"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for -fair use- for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."

Surprise! You probably thought this was coming out Wednesday. Well, we're posting early cause we wanted to let you know that we will personally beat your ass if you do not stream the Obsession music video before listening to this episode........... we're almost at 40 million views................ I need that dance practice. Like NEED it need it.

This episode we... get into it girls. So much so that we dead needed to do our first two parter. Can't even summarize... just gotta talk...

Before I go! We'd love for you guys to help us out with our next big three episode. Submit to this survey and you might be interviewed for an upcoming episode:

https://tinyurl.com/kpopcform

*~Music this Episode~*

Obsession | EXO

Hurt | EXO

Call Me Baby | EXO

Tempo | EXO

Monster | EXO

Forever | EXO

GIRLS (ft. Lil Kim) | SE7EN

늴리리야 (Niliria ft. Missy Elliott) | GDragon

Rage | Rico Nasty

BURNITUP! | Janet Jackson

알러뷰 (I LOVE YOU) | EXID

에너제틱 (Energetic) | Wanna One

Stay Fly | Three 6 Mafia

Bad and Boujee | Migos

Cockiness | Rihanna

Dammn Baby | Janet Jackson

Gravity | EXO

Carmen Amaya Dancing in See My Lawyer

The Recipe (Featuring Dr. Dre) | Kendrick Lamar

가사 (Trouble) | EXO

지킬 (Jekyll) | EXO

오르골 (Orgel) | SHINee

춤 (Groove) | EXO

Fool (아 깜짝이야) | NCT 127

Ridin' | Lana Del Rey and A$AP Rocky

SWV | You're The One

Ya Ya Ya | EXO

Baby You Are | EXO

Follow Us:

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"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for -fair use- for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."

Oh, my bad... we were just busy taking a flower shower, sing it sing it babe, wing it wing it babe, bring it bring it babe. Did you miss us?

This episode, we kiki. We talk about Gemini legends and fashionable Keebler elves, Hyuna and Dawn. We shoutout BVNDIT ~VERY~ briefly. We talk WayV and NCT and !!WHERETHEFUCKISJUNGWOO!!

We also do an "Ok, Stop" with GOT7 and note JYP's ever-growing courtesy for our eardrums. We also BRIEFLY gag about EXO's Obsession teasers (yeah girl, we been seen the whole drop by now, we're editing a 3 hour one about her as we speak.)

Before I go! We'd love for you guys to help us out with our next big three episode. Submit to this survey and you might be interviewed for an upcoming episode:

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*~Music this Episode~*

ZEZE (feat. Travis Scott & Offset) | Kodak Black

秘语 (Love Talk) | WayV

FLOWER SHOWER | HyunA

Your Love is My Drug | Ke$ha

Everything Is Embarrassing | Sky Ferreira

Soda | Azealia Banks

MONEY | DAWN

EXO's Forever Deconstructed

SHINee's View Deconstructed

니가 부르는 나의 이름(You Calling My Name) | GOT7

Surfin' | Def. & JOMALXNE

THURSDAY | GOT7

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"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for -fair use- for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."

Oh, my bad... we were just busy taking a flower shower, sing it sing it babe, wing it wing it babe, bring it bring it babe. Did you miss us?

This episode, we kiki. We talk about Gemini legends and fashionable Keebler elves, Hyuna and Dawn. We shoutout BVNDIT ~VERY~ briefly. We talk WayV and NCT and !!WHERETHEFUCKISJUNGWOO!!

We also do an "Ok, Stop" with GOT7 and note JYP's ever-growing courtesy for our eardrums. We also BRIEFLY gag about EXO's Obsession teasers (yeah girl, we been seen the whole drop by now, we're editing a 3 hour one about her as we speak.)

Before I go! We'd love for you guys to help us out with our next big three episode. Submit to this survey and you might be interviewed for an upcoming episode:

https://tinyurl.com/kpopcform

*~Music this Episode~*

ZEZE (feat. Travis Scott & Offset) | Kodak Black

秘语 (Love Talk) | WayV

FLOWER SHOWER | HyunA

Your Love is My Drug | Ke$ha

Everything Is Embarrassing | Sky Ferreira

Soda | Azealia Banks

MONEY | DAWN

EXO’s Forever Deconstructed

SHINee’s View Deconstructed

니가 부르는 나의 이름(You Calling My Name) | GOT7

Surfin’ | Def. & JOMALXNE

THURSDAY | GOT7

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"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for -fair use- for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."