Here's what trump's campaign slogan should have been: Vote for me and I will put people even dumber than I am in positions of great power. Didn't see that one coming did you Maga bootlickers? No, you only thought about trump and forgot that he was going to be putting unqualified kooks into cabinet positions that will be making stupid decisions for the next 4 years affecting all of our lives for the worse. Way to go Maga. Tired of winning yet?

They're all bad but the Attack Monkey has to make a special example of cosplayer Kristi Noem after she went to El Salvador to pose in front of prisoners left to rot in a dungeon to prove the point that she is a tough lady who means business. She is going to be going after college students that dare speak up for what they believe in and anybody that dares to even look at a Tesla funny.

Thanks again trump voters. You've really done it this time!