KritzKast

It’s still a little too early to hope for anything too wonderful from the nimphs of summer. Perhaps it will be pixies and dancing rainbows; perhaps it’ll be rivers of molton lava flowing around our underwater bases. Who can tell? Certainly not Tempest and I. But what I do want to see is a bunch of Australians kicking seven layers of snot out of Europeans and North Americans. Or at least, that’s what I told my therapist.

TF2 Maps 72hr Summer Jam – http://podka.st/-r

Abyss – http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=702844658

Australian Team raising for i58 – https://igg.me/at/jasmine-tea-i58/

How Quickplay killed TF2 communities – https://youtu.be/kHQLq7acFhE

“I need proof!” We may have had a brief insight from an actual Valve employee, known to be working on the next update that the update itself will be, in a word, “neato”. Read into that what you will but frankly I’ve been burned a little to often to take anything at face value.

TF2 Dev Jill Hints on Facepunch – https://redd.it/4njl3p

DreamHack Summer “Fundraiser Showmatch” – http://podka.st/-5

DreamHack Summer Schedule + Poster Announced – http://podka.st/-6

Taunt Fortress 2 by The Winglet – https://youtu.be/KxS8soVHYO8

El-Cid’s “Bonk!” Remake by Py-bun – https://youtu.be/4PXxmLAPKgE

Red Fury 2 by Mecha the 4th – https://youtu.be/cFbn1hIU8XU

KritzKast Controller – https://redd.it/4mwtez

You too could be experiencing the flesh melting horror of Halloween every day, with this one simple linkbait trick. As disturbing as that may seem it's nothing compared to being trapped in a lift with Agro and Tempest. The dad jokes, the puns, the humanity!

Chronos and Agro have hatched a dastardly plot, trapping everyone else in a closet, leaving us on our own to discuss some good new workshop submissions and plans for world domination; but mostly the workshope.

Dreamhack Talent & Teams Confirmed – http://podka.st/-0

Ye Olde Medieval Update – http://medieval.tf2maps.net/

The Button Basher: An Engineer Taunt – http://podka.st/-1

The Subjugated Saboteur: The New Ap-Sap – http://podka.st/-2

Firestarter: Pyro Taunt – http://podka.st/-3

Tempest and Agro are joined by rough voiced American, Grey.. or is that Chronos? To discuss the greatest moments in TF2’s history that have ever happened [that week]. Including the all new and delightful changes to Huds.tf, the utterly miserable fate of TF2 YouTuber, “Rapid”, and the meaningful longings of the near overwhelmingly talented Grizzly Berry. Damn that guy and his dulcet tones.

Update May 17th – http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=21904

HUDS.TF Submissions – http://huds.tf/forum/showthread.php?tid=214

#ReviveRapid – https://youtu.be/1_tAHYkDrPw

“Wish I had an unusual (Song)” by Grizzly Berry – https://youtu.be/gsLRXd_oLpM

This is probably going to be the last time you’ll see Overwatch in the title. It was a great game and will probably continue to be a great game long into the future. It just won’t be covered by KritzKast. We’re reverting to our first love, Team Fortress 2.

Update 11th May – http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=21652

B4nny’s tweet – http://podka.st/z-

Pyrah’s question – https://youtu.be/vILDDm4AIT8

Oh, and we’re giving Overwatch its own podcast. I probably should have lead with that.

After last week’s hack revelations it seems that self gratifying crocodile has taken action on those hackers, distributing bans like slurry on a growing field. Agro remains firmly unimpressed by a number of things. Tempest wants to see OW on at his cinema and Ruskeydoo loves the comic book action.

UGC League revokes LMAOBox’ users medals – http://podka.st/zq

Scout VA does Navy Seals meme – https://youtu.be/yvpWdkHGcSM

Junkrat & Roadhog comic – http://podka.st/zs

Tracer Pose explained – https://youtu.be/ZmLkVtqjf1A

Watch Overwatch your Cinema – http://podka.st/zt

While Overwatch is on hiatus TF2 is making up for the shortfall of updates with a bevvy of their own. This coincides nicely with the fall of LMAOBox, the notorious game hacker software, which I’m sure we’re all pleased to see the VAC of. Terrible wordplay to one side, we’re very pleased to Uberchain on hand to lead Chronos and Agro through this week’s goings on with our favourite first person shooters.

April 25th update 1 – http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=21536

April 25th update 2 – http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=21542

April 26th update – http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=21553

April 28th update – http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=21611

LMAOBox Premium VAC Banned –https://redd.it/4h1xfv

Comp players using LMAOBox – http://podka.st/zf

TF2 Blog shows fan content – http://podka.st/zg

Insomnia 58 floorplan – http://podka.st/zh

VR for users with Diplopia – https://redd.it/4gwwh3

Overwatch Early Access – http://podka.st/zi

McCree comic animated – http://podka.st/zj

Reinhardt Dragon Slayer Comic – http://podka.st/zk

“Batgirl” artist’s fan art – http://podka.st/zl

An odd episode this week. Even though Agro and Tempest were in the same location, due to the gods of technical issues looking unfavorably upon them, only tempest was able to present on this weeks episode. That didn't Prevent Chronos joining him to talk Drama, Hype and Nerf guns being thrown around TF2. Meanwhile, Comics, Cosplay and Crashed Cars surrounded Overwatch.

Tough Break is over, no going back to contracts.....for now. But how did we feel it went? We also discuss Russian News using the golden pan price in an economic report and us at kritzkast being added to tf2stadium. Over on overwatch, we dig through the latest patch notes and how we feel competitive play will play out.