KSTB- Kingdom of Stonetree Broadcasting

It can be a tough life for an adventuring cleric. Adventuring is, in and of itself, a violent profession. How do you balance that with a healer's oath to do no harm? Gilroy of Stalmvor has spent a lot of time thinking about this, and this week, on Kingdom of Stonetree Broadcasting, he'll share the answers he's arrived at.

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Sightseeing can be hard, especially when some of the sights to see are in cities that you have been banished from on pain of death. That's why, on this Verhaalgard Ventures, the Heroes of Stonetree Broadcasting will be guiding you on an audio tour of the City of Hyland. Sir Gwythir Owin and Alias are from Hyland, so they've got this under control, right? It'll be fine.

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They talk alot about the camaraderie that develops between adventurers. Bands of boon companions, having a grand time while fighting for their lives against monsters. You know what doesn't get talked about as much? How much your fellow adventurers are going to piss you off sometimes. Luckily for us, Theobore Bloodaxe is willing to talk about it, at length, because this month, Theobore the Barbarian has an Axe to Grind with Adventuring Parties!

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The adventure is about to begin, but it can't begin properly without everyone spending a bunch of time buying the equipment that they may or may not need. This week, join the Heroes of Stonetree Broadcasting as they have a shopping episode!

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Do you want the good news or bad news first? Not that you have a choice, since I couldn't hear your answer anyway, and the parts of this that were recorded, while they were live at the time, aren't live now. So I'm afraid you'll have to take the news in the order that I already did it in. Sorry.

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Arenthaer Gald has been asked to give a speech at the Ceallach Wizard College Class of 1324 graduation. Apparently the goal of these speeches is to give advice to the new grads. But when it came time to write, all Arenthaer could think about was how nearly any piece of advice he could think of would only be relevant to some of the grads. This is what he came up with.

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Special thanks this month to Baz Luhrmann, who did the song I'm parodying, and also to Mary Schmich, whose essay provided the words for that song.

On this week's installment of ARCHER BLACKWOOD: CORPSEFINDER, the clever cleric engages in a deadly game of cat and mouse with a member of Hyland's notorious guild of assassins, The Hyland Society for the Gentlemen of the Hunt! Can the gnome with the nose for the no longer living find the body and foil the assassin's plans within the three day ressurection window? Find out! By listening to this episode! Right Now!

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It's an uncertain world out there, and it's not always (if it ever is) clear what actions you should take to achive your goals. That's why you should call in to Foresight with Finola Vance, and let our wonderful weathergirl, the marvelous meteorastrologer, use her fortune telling abilities to help you divine the correct path!

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One of the things every visitor to Stonetree should see is Stonetree Keep! Not that you could avoid seeing it, it towers over the city, but I also mean the inside! And once inside, why not take the Stonetree Keep Audio Tour, to get trivia and fun facts about the things you'll see on your visit to the Keep! IMPORTANT NOTE: When visiting Stonetree Keep, it is important to stick to the publically accessible areas, as wandering off can be dangerous.

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There's a big festival today in Inaldor Springs! What's it all about, and why is everyone up so early? Let's find out!