Kyle and Browny talk about meeting on the school run and why their kids’ playground is like a football World XI. They also discuss teammates: which Man City player likes to wear a leather gilet? Can Kyle beat Jérémy Doku in a race? Which former Manchester City player was a master of the dark arts and which current player wouldn’t you mess with?

Michael reveals why a trip to Dubai was delayed after a prank involving a pair of knock-off Pradas and some superglue, how Erling Haaland has sorted the food in the City canteen and which striker cashed off a young Kyle with the pay-off, “One day you’ll make it”?