Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man fined after forcing pet alligators to wear spectacles.
• Newly married woman cheats on husband with parrot.
• After years at sea, long lost brothers reunite to bring down capitalism.

Also revealed: Rob's astonishing lack of knowledge of human biology.

And much, much more...