Stories this week include:

• Amazon workers told to write to the Almighty Mascot of Consumerism if they want their prayers answered. 
• Takeaway goes on charm offensive after receiving backlash for issuing costumer with 1,000 year ban. 
• Llewelyn-Bowen's 'winter wonderland of magic and drama' closes after reports of rude and unhelpful staff, a broken 'magic train', rubbish cheap unwrapped presents and workmen sat around smoking.
• Festive season sees rise in penile fractures due to extramarital affairs and sex in unusual locations.

Wishing all our listeners a happy and prosperous 2024!

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Stories this week include:

• Inflatable Santa gunned down in suspected drive-by shooting.
• Hiker drank from puddle and eat tadpoles to survive Texas desert ordeal.
• Escaped reindeer blocks A-road after fleeing Santa's grotto.
• Man discovers chopsticks lodged in his brain.

Wishing all our listeners a wonderful Christmas and a very happy 2024!

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Stories this week include:

• Airline serves 'dog food' to business-class passengers in translation blunder.
• Restaurant in former church targeted by thieves using Bibles as kneepads.
• Grubhub driver who delivered cup of urine claims it was 'genuine mistake'.
• Child in stolen forklift leads police on hour-long chase.

We discuss the inevitable rise of mech-horses...

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Stories this week include:

• Escaped lion completely harmless says circus.
• Queue-line defecation on the rise in the Magic Kingdom.
• Police hunt suspect who took 'Kum & Go' gas station name literally.
• Putin 'enlists' Satanic cannibal for Russian frontline.

Alex shares another one of his hilarious childhood memories...

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Stories this week include:

• Kenny, Tasmania's big potato finally toppled.
• Cabin crew spot windowpane missing at 30,000 feet.
• Nudist asked to leave pub after bending for a poppadom.
• Adult nappy mistaken for bomb aboard flight.

Do you care about Belgium...?

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Stories this week include:

• Vicar gets stolen house back only to find it full of squatters.
• Elderly couple allegedly conned out of full rack of ribs.
• Somerset Gimp banned from wearing gimp suit and ‘crawling, wriggling or writhing’ for five years.
• Luminous sludge oozing from New York streets completely normal state city officials. 

We discover the new John Mooner...

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Stories this week include:

• Man gets stuck in traffic cone after sheltering from the rain.
• Dad punched unconscious at Christening party.
• Ancient tradition of 'Mischief Night' celebrated in town and cities across the UK.
• 1977 crisp packet featuring Kevin Keegan centrepiece for sold-out exhibition in Cornwall. 

November's here and so are the viruses...

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Stories this week include:

• Massive c*ck offers one billion dollars for unfunny joke.
• Secret ingredient of best-selling Chinese beer revealed.
• Naked man smears himself with shower gel to avoid capture.
• King Charles III revealed to have flown classified alien space mission. 

We talk hand, foot and mouth and painful testicles...

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Stories this week include:

• Customer arrested after faking his twenty-first heart attack to avoid paying restaurant bill.
• Criminal 'masterminds' kidnap and tortured wrong man.
• Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball stadium.
• Man pretends to be mannequin to rob shopping mall.

We discuss Faecel Matter's latest release...

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Stories this week include:

• Man forced to protect terrified dog from Halloween sound effects.  
• Police decide to blame Satanists after failing to find missing cat. 
• Creepy rhyming clown dares cops to take him down. 
• Wizard of Oz slipper thief soon to discover 'there's no place like home.'

'A cough, a sneeze and I sh*t myself...'

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