Stories this week include:

• Well, that would be telling!

We take an in-depth look at significant world (i.e. UK) events since we started the podcast...

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Stories this week include:

• Well, that would be telling!

Also, we pull some gold from the old feature bin...

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Stories this week include:

• Popular restaurant finally laid to rest.
• Creme Egg thief comes to sticky end.
• Burger King stop bothering.
• Moronic tourist issues grovelling apology to Italy.

The anxiety ahead of LA 400 continues to build...

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Stories this week include:

• 'Professional' big cat hunters capture compelling footage of old boot.
• Cruise line quietly shelves whale slaughter tours of the North Atlantic.
• Woman quits Wetherspoons role ahead of anticipated mockery of new Welsh accent.
• Charity raises awareness of shaven pussies in the south east.

Roland Rat gets another bloody mention...

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Stories this week include:

• Lunatic embarks on fruitless road trip to save egg.
• Police break up fight over possession of duck.
• Local councillor uses belly to push rival into cereal.
• Woman finally sacked after avoiding work for twenty years.

We decide to start telling Noel Edmonds-based lies for a living...

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Stories this week include:

• Man performs sex act over captive seagull.
• Attempted robbery thwarted by brutal shunning.
• Cougar survives stoning by pensioner.
• Restaurant hires fake police detective to investigate employees.

Alex's deep fakes continue...

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Stories this week include:

• Cardiff resident foots tax bill for 11,000 Chinese firms.
• Face of our Lord and Saviour spotted in gravy boot.
• Austrian train has Hitler-related technical issue.
• Melbourne commuters find legitimate excuse to buy sex dolls.

We issue an apology to the People's Republic of China...

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Stories this week include:

• Fast food employee arrested after losing bag of cocaine in customer's hotdog.
• Business owner pays local teenage to act as personal bird of prey.
• Substandard Cadbury's Flake causes embarrassment to ice cream professionals.
• Drunk driver claims dog was behind wheel after being stopped by police.

We suggest another idiotic, loss-making venture...

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Stories this week include:

• Woman finds novel way to promote OnlyFans account.
• Missing cat wanders into Animal Rescue Conference.
• Man drains entire reservoir to retrieve phone.
• Magical commands swimmers to collect rock from mystical island.

We contemplate becoming citizens of Lamb Island...

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Stories this week include:

• Knife-wielding chef spits on Benedict Cumberbatch's intercom.
• Man robs bank with Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol.
• Town mourns beloved swan found eaten.
• Children scribble over 230-year-old statue during family activity day.

Alex starts spreading misinformation again...

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