Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local boy refutes claim that proceeds from charity curry night funded terror organisations in Kenya.
• Ray Mears to start new survival show focusing on killing/eating inner city domestic animals.
• Local women shocked as back garden becomes site for Occupy protest.
• Transvestite found living rough in park after wrong turn in midnight marathon.

Also revealed: Rob's penchant for sparkling water...

And much, much more...