Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Fly-tipping of unwanted eagles on increase.
• Swans destroyed by spawn of scum parents.
• 81-year-old crow attack victim makes dubious career claim.
• Passenger indignant after staff refuse discount on day return to Holyhead for pony.

Also revealed: We mourn the passing of a comedy legend...