Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Reporter milks large nippled dog story.
• Couple deny illicit hotel liaison with escort rabbit.
• Primary school defends work experience programs with strip club and travelling circus.
• 'Pet of the Week' story dropped after talking bird found to be paranoid delusion.

Also revealed: Alex impersonates a budgie...