Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man answers phone up to six times a day.
• Fusion takeaway admits that curry surprise ingredients may have been somewhat ambiguous.
• Extremely low budget Hulk remake filmed in Deptford.
• Millionaire incites cat euthanasia plan after being abandon by childhood kitten.

Also revealed: We hatch a plan involving the elderly..