Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Sex shop trails drone delivery service.
• Stationery shortage results in city farm taking drastic action.
• Impoverished volunteer bailiff beheads swan.
• Police fail to find cat in showering woman video despite repeat viewings.

Also revealed: We ask "can you smell chip fat?"