Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Tesco introduces mandatory chocoloate bar identification training.
• Tests reveal that mystery object found in loaf of bread to be 15th century Papal ring.
• Gnomes held in police custody on firearms charge.
• Environmentalist attempts to recycle disused JCB digger.

Also revealed: We discuss the bread product compensation scale...