Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Recently found left-handed teenager missing again.
• Police smash anti-feline terrorist ring.
• Conman facing jail time after conning woman with biscuity treat scam.
• Racist unsurprisingly racist.

Also revealed: We apologise for the tone we've set...