Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man reunited with semi-naked father.
• Sailor blames map of Southampton for almost certain death.
• Repeat victim of raw sewage floor contemplates move.
• Tesco reconsiders £50 Oddbins voucher for participants of Go Sober 2014.

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