Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Sentient cash machine turns political.
• Shopping trolley celebrated as local hero after filling void in station car park.
• Market trader prosecuted after selling sex pills to underage seahorses.
• Cat takes neighbours hostage after receiving Antisocial Behavioural Order from council.

Also revealed: We sit in the dark...