Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man caught off guard by pomegranate.
• Survey finds that 1 in 5 believe London to be separate country.
• Travelling meat salesmen questioned by police.
• Ninja turtle prime suspect in turf war shooting.

Also revealed: Rob forgets the lobster...