Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Council ridicules resident after failing to identify an apple.
• Boxer arrested after claiming left hook healed the sick.
• Pub chain deny dirty dishcloth cover-up.
• Obedient Wives Club admits booking error following lecture at local Women's Institute branch.

Also revealed: Just why would you burn down the worker's shed...?