Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Nick Berry found safe and wealthy after concern from local media.
• Fish puns in newspaper article overshadow seriousness of road traffic accident.
• Bird of prey centre deny dinosaur breeding program.
• Express gynaecology clinic condemned by medical professionals.

Also revealed: We attempt to find out whether we get to keep the pen...