Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Garden furniture stolen from mythical land.
• Frank Spencer lookalike fingered in police e-fit.
• Burglar steals copper piping and water tank to fuel Umbongo habit.
• Local boy arranges party to celebrate failure of party.

Also revealed: Rob's aspiration to achieve minor celebrity status.

And much, much more...