The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Bathroom showroom manager admits distributing illegal bus stop fetish porn.
• Ketamine experiment findings highlight Croydon to have 'nicest' people in London.
• Dog lover reveals intention to have all dog bridal party.
• Struggling artist turns to local news headlines in desperation.

Also revealed: We receive a strong early contender for E-Fit of the Year...