The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Editor beats morning stiffness.
• Homeowner banned from keeping tea towels for 5 years.
• Local newspaper gives blow by blow account of visit to sex cinema.
• Cambodian family deprived of literacy by Parcel Force.

Also revealed: Alex gets the gift of time...