Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local man impersonates police officer after cyclist failed to use correct hand signals.
• Former Chelsea striker accused of diving before Olympic torch handover in Swindon.
• Police suspect foul play after second Shetland pony corpse discovered.
• Homeowner and lodger fabricate excuse after intruder's rampage goes unnoticed due to sex session.

Also revealed: Rob's impressive knowledge of political figures past and present.

And much, much more...