Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local couple traumatised after dead cat falls from sky.
• Hedgehog trained in propaganda helps war effort.
• Man lies to wife about disappearance of garlic bread after shopping trip.
• Local scrounger given obscure humanity award by Queen.

Also revealed: Alex's ignorance regarding tinned vegetables.

And much, much more...