Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Stocky man trapped in luggage space mistaken for suitcase by driver.
• After letter of apology to newspaper about homemade explosives, local man found with homemade reactor and box of Uranium-235.
• Burglars return useless guard dog.
• Girl sent home for wearing patriotic lipstick and miniskirt.

Also revealed: Rob's impressive (and somewhat fictitious) knowledge of world landmarks.

And much, much more...