Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Unremorseful housewife claims cat 'had it coming' despite retaliation attack.
• Tramp removes parking meter after refusing to pay to park shopping trolley.
• Jealous woman complains to council about amorous neighbours.
• Cillit Bang release firearm shaped bottle.

Also revealed: The new LA alphabet feature!

And much, much more...