Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Journalist deafens himself with Blu Tack after slow news week.
• Pizza cures boy's irrational fear of public toilets.
• Conman defends quality of Sunny Walkmans and Potato iPhones.
• Inflatable Stonehenge branded a letdown.

Also revealed: Rob's Poundstretcher anecdote.

And much, much more...