Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Schoolgirls left traumatised after discovering local area lacks 3G signal.
• Controversial photograph of suicidal cat taken hours before death released.
• Local man has faith in justice system restored after being awarded £15 for exposure to breasts.
• Marlboro Man reunited with illegitimate West Country son.

Also revealed: The new 'Comment of The Week' feature proposal.

And much, much more...