Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local man resorts to selling beloved boat after vandals urinate on sails.
• Lumberjack misplaces chainsaw after excessive consumption of energy drink.
• Cat left to fend off attackers after Fire Brigade fail to attend rescue call.
• Construction firm down tools due to unseasonal sunshine.

Also revealed: Alex's potential new name change.

And much, much more...