Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Spurned jockey covers ex-girlfriend's car in horse manure.
• Gang of burglars dressed as landscape gardeners target homes.
• Locals call news story about cat barred from pub 'cat-astrophic'.
• Fire brigade defends seagull rescue by making outlandish claim that 'highly evolved' bird dialled 999.

Also revealed: Alex's paranormal celebrity sighting.