Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Chilli pepper thief left to sweat after eating ill-gotten gains.
• Glue factory up in arms as local circus rescues horses.
• Children of middle class family traumatised by advances in modern technology.
• Local teenager has bicycle stolen by potential guests of The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Also revealed: Rob's Z-List celebrity tales.