Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Pyjama Aid launched for donkey with Sweet Itch.
• Girl denies that lighthouse hobby is compensating for boyfriend's shortcomings.
• Whale contacts police after vomit stolen from beach.
• Adventurous couple's lovemaking ends in stairlift rescue.

Also revealed: Alex's geographical knowledge is called into question...again.