Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Crematorium outsources incinerator services to pest control company.
• Anger after neighbourhood door-to-door chainsaw salesman branded 'suspicious' by local newspaper.
• Police reveal that a Mr D Attenborough held in custody after indecent horse on horse images found on laptop.
• NHS denies claims that practice of using toast in open heart surgery is widespread.

Also revealed: Rob's erroneous beliefs about homeopathy.