Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Conman admits to crime after becoming unable to meet demands of numerous fictitious jobs.
• Pub buys Ferris wheel to attract underage drinkers back after bouncy castle theft.
• Dogs shocked at primary school children's low levels of literacy.
• Elderly resident states genuine held belief that Grease soundtrack constitutes rave music.

Also revealed: Alex's adventures in the Semitic supermarket.