Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Local man praised after beating off beaver.
• Museum of Garden Ornaments receives suspicious donation.
• Woman complains to council about leaf-ridden forest.
• Supermarket unveils new hard-line customer complaints campaign entitled 'Prove It or Shove It'.

Also revealed: Our pound shop prize from across the pond is claimed.