Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:[email protected]

Stories this week include:

• Man held at gunpoint outed as cyclist by local paper.
• Local resident alerts neighbourhood to depression by painting pillar box.
• Banker does something immoral.
• Stupid and irresponsible diabetic causes trail of destruction after trip to chemist.

Also revealed: Alex learns about some bloke called Hadrian.